Hello people of Earth! Well, I have come to tell everybody that, wait, there is nothing tell you guys. Guitar has started in my school, and that is it. I’m sorry you guys, I seriously have nothing to tell you. I have been bored lately. Oh yeah, I wrote this story for school. Wanna read it? Too bad, you’re gonna read it anyway!
Once there were four awesome fifth grade boys. Because it was Spring Break, the boys had nothing to do. They were all great friends. Their names were Billy, Bobby, Ricky, and Robby. One day, they we bored so they went to Billy’s tree house.
“There’s been nothing to do for three days and Spring Break is almost over!” yelled Ricky. Angrily, he threw himself onto a beanbag chair.
“Yeah, we should do something fun,” agreed Bobby. Because the neighborhood was small, there was not much to do.
“Let’s bake cookies!” exclaimed Robby. Robby was a little weird.
“Huh?” asked Billy. “How about we go camping?” They all seemed to agree to that.
Happily Robby said, “I’ll bring Muffins!”
“Okay then, I want banana!” said Bobby.
“No, Muffins is my dog!” replied Robby
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That is the stupidest name I have ever heard,” said Ricky.
“No it’s not!” yelled Robby.
Frantically, Billy yelled, “Just show up at my house at 3:00 with all of your stuff,” and left.
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“Here it is!” exclaimed Sam. The boys were camping with a guide named Sam. “Here is the campsite!” Sam happened to be a happy guy.
“It’s almost dark. Boys, you get firewood while I set up camp,” said Sam. Reluctantly, the boys left to get wood.
“Camping is weird,” said Ricky, “and so is that wood.” Because there was orange wood, the boys were staring at it.
“Come on Muffins,” said Robby, “let’s get wood!”
“You bug me so much!” said Ricky to Robby.
“Well you smell,” replied Robby.
“I’m hungry!” exclaimed Bobby.
“Ok, everybody shut up!” said Billy, “let’s get some wood.”
Because they were getting tired, the boys wanted wood. “Come on guys, it’s getting dark,” said Bobby.
After a while, the boys got lost in the dark woods. Although they were scared, they tried not to panic. It did not work very well.
“Wait a minute,” said Bobby, “where are we?”
“I don’t know,” whimpered Robby, “but I’m scared!”
“Hey, look at that!” said one of the boys. They all turned to look at the sky. There was what looked like a flying saucer. Suddenly, a bright purple light shot down on the boys. A few seconds later, they were facing two green aliens!
“Meep, humans, mep,” said one alien.
“Meep, jail, meep,” said the other. And then the boys were put in a cell.
“We’ve got to get home!” said Billy.
“Hey, look at that!” said Ricky. He was pointing at a room labeled Weapon Storage. “If we can get out of here, we can take over the ship!”
Strangely, there was a red open door button inside the cell. Robby pressed it and the doors opened. They sneaked over to the room with weapons and got paddleballs. They knocked the aliens off the ship with them. Billy got behind the ship’s wheel and drove to Earth where they got Muffins and Sam and went out for pizza.
They were famous for being kidnapped by aliens so they got rich and lived happily ever after. They aliens are still floating in space somewhere though.
The end
Not very awesome.
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