I have to write a bunch of crap about stuff because my dad told me too. I don’t want to because I don’t like to type because it’s boring. It has to be 5 hundred words long. Right now I only have 44 words.

The font I’m using for this really long piece of paper is Bookman. I don’t know why they called this font Bookman. Maybe a librarian came up with it or something. The font size is 12. I wonder how they measure size in just numbers, like twelve.

I have about 100 words so far on this paper. Only 5 times that number to finish this document. I’m using Microsoft Word 2007. The year today is 2009. It would make more sense to come out with a new Microsoft Word every year.

I used to use Microsoft Word 2003. I don’t remember why I switched from Microsoft Word 2003 to Microsoft Word 2007. It’s not that big of a difference anyway. The computer I’m using is a PC with Windows XP.

Windows XP isn’t the newest thing though. Windows Vista is. I don’t use Windows Vista because it is crappy I guess. Some of my friends have Macs though. They are cool, but kind complicated and slow.

They come from the company Apple. I wonder why they call it Apple. Maybe a guy was thinking of an idea for the name, and an apple was thrown at his head with a bite out of it. Apple also makes iPods.

I have an iPod Touch. It is an iPod with a touch screen, obviously. It is fun to play with. I would be using it right now if I didn’t have to write this paper, which has no specific purpose or meaning.

I have about 300 words now. Just 200 more and I am done. Today is a Sunday. That doesn’t make sense to me, since it is very cloudy and rainy today. I wonder how they came up with all the names of the days in the week.

They all have the word day in them, which makes sense. But the first 3 or 4 letters in the name of the day are all different. It would make sense for them to be like Oneday, Twoday, and Threeday.

Also, why does the week start on Sunday? It should start on Monday because that’s when everybody goes back to school and work. It’s kind of retarded. I also wonder why the game is called pool.

The table you play it on is green, not blue. And it’s not like you’re swimming while you play the game. My family used to have a big pool table. It was green on the top and we had sticks and everything to play with it.

I was only little when we got rid of it, so I don’t know why we did. But we still have this light that says ‘pool’ hanging over where it used to be. I hope we keep it, because its cool. I’m done with this paper I had to write. This was 521 words in all. The End.

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