You know how ticked I am at my school? We can’t play tag, we can’t go to high on the swings, and we pretty much can’t have fun. So here’s my anger in the form of a story. I wrote this last year against my teacher Mrs. Nelson. I left it on her desk at the end of the fourth grade. I try to avoid her now. (This story is based on a true one.)

Enjoy.

Terror – by Mikey

In a world where pepperoni pizza, football, and throwing snow at friends is banned, one hero will rise above the rest. Mike Henderson – Class Clown

It all started one day when two kids accidentally “collided” with each other while playing two-hand touch football at school.

The teachers banned it for the rest of the school year. Before you know it they’re banning pepperoni pizza because it’s too spicy for the little kindergarteners! It snowed a few months later. One kid tried to make a snowman before he got scolded at school. All these scary experiences lead up to just one thing: Terror

It was up to one person and one person only. Mike Henderson. His first task was to help bring back the joy and fun to the classroom. He almost got suspended once. But Mike had to fight for his right. If Mike hadn’t fought hard, everyone would have to face… Terror

There was one teacher, one teacher so vile and evil that kids everywhere feared her: Miss Nerson. She would smack a kid if parents weren’t watching. Worst of all… she was Mike’s teacher for the rest of the year. As if he hadn’t had enough trouble yet! One night, Miss Nerson gave so much homework, it weighed more than Mike’s 7 year-old brother.

Mike had to stop this chaos or soon the whole world, let alone school would be ruled by Miss Nerson and all other teachers. And if he didn’t, well, you know what that means… Terror

Mike had little trouble telling most of the class what they have to do. Some listened, some thought he was crazy others were little kiss-ups that just loved Miss Nerson and her learning stuff. First phase of take down Nerson was mess with the grades.

Mike figured out the teacher had a portable hard-drive on her neck that contained all of our grades. Before we take her down, Mike thought, she needs to know who she’s messing with. Mike’s friend thought of tripping Miss Nerson, but it seemed like they would get suspended.

One of the girls thought they should just ask her for it. “Why don’t we just call a truce?” Mike said to the girl sarcastically. “I guess we could go with the trip her plan,” said Mike. “But we can’t use our own foot or something like that. And if we get caught, she’ll give something that nobody wants: Terror

It turned out that Miss Nerson would trip over a bug. Mike tossed a pencil in the aisle Nerson was walking in. She tripped and the hard-drive flew off her neck and into Mike’s hand. He just smiled. Mike went home with a couple of his friend and plugged in the hard-drive. Everybody’s grades popped up.

“This has got to be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen,” said Mike. He changed every single grade to an A-. The next week he dropped the hard–drive next to Miss Nerson’s desk. She picked up, muttered to herself, and put it in her computer. At the end of the day, Mike found a note in his desk. It said this:

I know what you’re doing Mike. You’d better knock it off. OR ELSE!

Mike didn’t have to think to figure it out.
Miss Nerson, he thought. “At least she knows we mean war,” said Mike showing his friends the note. We have to stop her. Or else… Terror

That night Mike had a dream about Nerson taking over the school and the world. He shivered at the thought of it. Phase two was not going to be easy. Mike had to find his teacher’s strengths and weaknesses. At lunch time, Mike peeked into the teachers lounge.

Miss Nerson was eating something strange. He couldn’t make out what it was. But one thing Mike didn’t notice was all the computers and TVs hooked up to cameras.

Later that day Mike had a friend that asked Miss Nerson what she was eating. It turned out that Miss Nerson has a laptop in her lunch-box. Besides the portable computer and all the creamed spinach she had, nothing was really weird. Or was it?

Over Christmas break, Mike called a meeting with all the kids in on the plan. “I wonder why she has a laptop in her lunch-box?” said Mike.

“Maybe,” said one kid. “She was talking to every other evil teacher in the world. And they’re making a plan to destroy the world!” “I don’t think that’s likely,” said Mike.

“But I think I know someone that we can trust that also knows more than we do about Miss Nerson. 20 minutes later they were knocking on the door of the school janitor’s house. “Dave will know something,” said Mike hopefully. A tall dark haired man answered the door.

“Hi Mike” he said. “Hey Dave” Mike replied. “Can you tell us anything about the past of Miss Nerson?” “Why?” “We think she’s up to something and if we don’t stop her, the world will plunge into… Terror

“I see,” said Dave. “Come in.” Mike and his friends entered. “I don’t know much but it seems that Miss Nerson is always near dark alleys and military bases.

Is she ever nice to you guys?” “Never,” said Mike. “I can’t believe I’m saying this but, I think she might be from another world,” said Dave. “I doubt it,” said Mike. “Thanks for the help.” “Anytime,” said Dave. “That was worthless,” said one kid. “Yup,” said Mike. They all had to think of new plan.

Finally, Jarod, Mike’s friend came up with a plan. “I say we find what she does on that little laptop of hers,” said Jarod. And that’s what they did. “Wait,” said Mike. “We need a team name!” So they called themselves the Mike Disciples since Mike started the group.

The plan was to distract Nerson long enough to find out what was on the laptop. Jarod was the distraction. “Miss Nerson,” said Jarod to her. “I forgot where the potty is!” She got up showed him to the bathroom. Mike rushed in and saw the laptop. It said this:

Code Name: Terror

It said CONTINUE under the words. Mike clicked it. “OH MY GOSH!” yelled Mike. He forgot that Miss Nerson would be back any minute. He closed the file and just made it out. Mike told everybody what he saw. “It was like a big tank slash assault vehicle with speed. And it could fly!” One kid almost screamed. “I don’t know about you guys but I’m pretty freaked out!” said Mike “Miss Nerson is evil!” yelled Jarod in shock.

Suddenly, they all heard a big BOOM from outside. Something was coming their way. It was sucking up all the people. “Miss Nerson?” yelled Mike. “Yes! It is I your ex-teacher! If you think you can beat your sadly mistaken! You’re a puny earth child! I’m a Gloron!” “Try moron!” screamed Mike.

Just then he noticed that it was the same machine on the laptop. He knew what would kill her and the machine. “I’m not from here child. I’m from Gloronia, a planet far away.” “I can tell!” yelled Mike. All of a sudden his friends were sucked up into a large tank. “Stop it!” he yelled. “Never! This the end for you, your friends, and the world!” yelled Nerson. “Not if I can help it!” he screamed.

Mike noticed the unusually small sporting goods store. He ran inside just before the last bazooka was sold. “Can I borrow this for a second?” he asked. Without an answer, he said thanks and ran outside with the bazooka, aimed at the head of the machine and fired. NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO was Nerson’s last words.

All of his friends popped out of the explosion with parachutes. Jarod yelled, “Turns out that she keeps parachutes in the escape-pod that she installed. Nerson is really dumb!” In the end it turned out that Nerson was an alien, the school was evil and Mike and his friends went to a new school with new teachers. It was a strange start of a school year. And on top of that, it was only February!

The End

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