All the stuff I got from Christmas is awesome! One of my new Playstation 2 games is Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock and it is so cool! I really good at it too! My band’s name is The Cheesy Nips. Cool name huh? And another game I got was Thrillville Off The Rails for Playstation 2. It is way better than the first Thrillville. And my video camera is really easy to work and I already have about 7 videos. And I’ve figured out my RC Helicopter. It flies up really high. I haven’t quite figured out how to use my watch I got from my grandma. I got a MP3 player, and its called a Zen Stone. I’ve been listening to the music I put on there all day today and yesterday. In fact, I’m listening to it on my computer right now as I type this post! And my Test Tube alien thing has hatched and its really weird. You gotta go to a website and everything. Anyway, I wanna wish you all a Merry belated Christmas, and a Happy New Year! See you in 2008!

P.S. I might type before 2008 just to let you know!

Okay, today was Christmas and I got a lot of stuff. But no, I didn’t get to see Santa. >:^(    But I did get some awesome stuff!

• A Test Tube Alien
• Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock for PS2
• Thrillville off the Rails for PS2
• A camcorder
• A 1G MP3 player
• One of those RC Helicopters
• A good book
• Madden 08 for DS
• A new watch
• An iTunes gift card
• 2G of memory for camera
• A bunch of candy from my stocking

And I think that is it! It was a good year.

Yesterday, I just got back from a duck hunting trip with my mom, brother, and grandpa. It was kind of fun. On our way up there in Washington, we had to stay in the car for about 5 hours. If we hadn’t of had that DVD player, I don’t know how we would’ve made it out alive. Then when we got to the motel, we unpacked and just laid down for about 45 minutes. Then, we went to a Chinese restaurant right next to the motel. We ordered to much food so we still have leftovers. Then we went to bed at about 9:00 because we had to wake up at 5:30 the next morning. So at 5:30 in the morning on Saturday, we  got ready to go hunting, and we went to McDonald’s and had breakfast. Then we went to the farm where we would be hunting. We got in the blind and waited until daylight to start shooting. Now sadly, I did not get to shoot any ducks with the shotgun. I needed a permit to hunt, but I could still watch the ducks die. When my mom went in the car for a break, I came with her and just stayed in the car the rest of the time with my brother. The weather got really bad after I left. My mom shot 2 ducks total, and my grandpa shot 4 total. By the time they were done the sun came out. Then, I got to shoot the 20 Gauge shotgun. It’s a smaller shotgun then the rest. Out of the two times I shot at the coffee cup, I hit it twice! The shotgun makes the BB gun seem like a toy. The shotgun is powered by gunpowder, and the BB gun is just powered by air. And all you guys that say ‘Oh I’m a dead eye at a BB gun’, Try a shotgun.

So? Do you guys out there think Terror 2 is good, really good, bad, or really bad?

Come on you guys, I need your feedback. If everybody out there thinks it’s a pretty good story, I think Terror 3 might come out soon. And if any of you guys have not read Terror: the Original, and it’s based on a true story. The original is probably the best.

Anyway, now that I’m 11 I can legally stay home alone and babysit other kids. And last night something happened to me while I was at home alone with my brother. I guess I accidentally put too much toilet paper in the toilet and when I flushed it, the bathroom kinda, sorta, a little bit flooded. I had to call my parents and my dad said to turn off the water and go get some towels to clean it up. And lemme tell you something guys: toilet water smells! I used a bunch of air freshener on the bathroom. It was an exciting night.

Terror 2
Okay, we all know what happened to Ms. Nerson during the fourth grade. We all know how the school was closed and all the kids left. But what we don’t know is what school Mike and his buddies went to, and Mike’s new school year in the fifth grade. And that’s what this story is about.

Mike Henderson was getting ready for school when some thought popped into his head: Is she gonna be an evil alien robot that will take over the world? He tried to get it out of his head.

Mike rode the bus to school with his friend Jarrod. ”I hope our teacher doesn’t try to take over the world like Nerson,” said Mike. “Yeah, it would suck if we had to get transferred,” said Jarrod.

”Hello kids, I’m Ms. Burp. I will be your teacher for the next two semesters. I know I will enjoy this school year. “Mike was listening to Ms. Burp introduce herself.”Now, I will be taking you outside of the class one at a time to ask you some questions,” explained Ms. Burp. Nothing fishy here, thought Mike. I doubt she’s an evil alien robot that wants to take over the world. Only about three kids where asked the questions.

On the way back, Mike was talking to Jarrod about the new teacher. ”She actually seems kinda nice! “exclaimed Jarrod. ”Yeah. This school year might actually be normal,” said Mike. ”But just in case,” continued Mike, “I bought this phone to call the police anytime we need to.” Mike held up a cheap cell phone. “Cool phone,” said Jarrod.

The next day in class, it was Jarrod’s turn to be asked some questions. Mike thought that all the questions must be school related like, Do you like school? or Is school easy for you?

When Jarrod came back for recess, Mike asked him what happened. ”What happened buddy? “asked Mike. “Nothing,” said Jarrod. “Ms. Burp is the greatest teacher in the whole wide world! Let us go on the swings!” Jarrod ran off to the playground towards the swings. That was kinda odd, thought Mike.

The next day, Mike saw Dave the janitor at the school. “Dave? Is that you?” said Mike “Yeah,” answered Dave. “I transferred from your old school to this one. It turned out everybody at that school was evil and had their different plans of taking over the world. How about you? What going on? “”I had a question about Ms. Burp, “answered Mike. “She’s kinda weird. “”I got nothing on her. Sorry,” said Dave.

A couple days later in class while Jarrod was home sick, Mike’s cell phone rang. Bbbbbbbbrrrrrring! Bbbbbbbbrrrrrrring! “Shut up,” whispered Mike to the phone. It was Jarrod who called him. ”Mike,” said Ms. Burp. “May I see your phone please?” Mike walked up to her desk and gave her the cell phone. “Now I will see you in detention this afternoon. Now you may go back to your seat.” “Darn’t Jarrod,” muttered Mike.

At detention, Mike had to write: I will not bring a cell phone into class, one hundred times on the chalk board. Then, he sat in his seat and waited until 5:00 when he was let out. “By the way,” said Ms. Burp, “You can have your phone back in a few weeks.” Perfect, thought Mike.

The next day, Mike was curious about all the questions. So, when no one was looking, he snuck out of the classroom to see Ms. Burp talking to kids. “Oh my gosh,” whispered Mike to himself, “she’s brainwashing all those kids!” Mike watched Ms. Burp put a machine on the kid: Brainwasher 3000 is what it said. Oh no, Jarrod! thought Mike.

“Mike,” said Ms. Burp, ”have I talked to you yet?” Thinking quickly, Mike responded, “Yes!” “Okay then,” said Ms. Burp, “Robert, your next!” That was close, thought Mike.

“Jarrod!” said Mike into his house phone. “Jarrod! you’ve been brainwashed!” “What are you talking about Mike?” replied Jarrod. “I wasn’t brainwashed!” “Yes you were!” said Mike. “I saw the machine! Wait, what do you want to do right now?” “ALL HAIL MS. BURP!” And then Jarrod hung up. “And I thought that this year would be normal,” said Mike. “Huh.”

“Mike!” said Ms. Burp. “I just realized that I never really talked to you yet.” “Umm, yes you have,” said Mike nervously. “No I haven’t,” said Ms. Burp. “Follow me.” This isn’t good, thought Mike.

In the brainwashing room, Ms. Burp told Mike her plan. “By now,” started Ms. Burp, “you probably know what I’m planning to do. I took over the whole fifth grade’s minds, and I will use them as my minions to take over the world!” Not again, thought Mike. Then he remembered his phone! He could call the police! Crud, thought Mike. It’s still in the classroom! “Now you won’t remember any of this because I will take over your mind!”

“Do you really expect that you can take over the world?” asked Mike. “Haven’t you seen the movies? Good guys always win and bad guys always lose! The bad guy never actually takes over the world!”

“Incase you haven’t noticed Mike,” said Ms. Burp, “this isn’t a movie and the bad guy will win! And, imagine if I take over this whole school’s kid’s minds!” This looks like the end, thought Mike. “I will win!” yelled Ms. Burp and just before Ms. Burp put the machine on his head, a voice that came out of nowhere screamed, “I don’t think so!” And out of nowhere came Dave the janitor who hit Ms. Burp on the head with a mop.

“Let’s get out of here!” said Dave taking the machine off of Mike’s head. “Thanks!” yelled Mike. Dave and Mike called the police to get rid of Ms. Burp and her machine. “Well, that’s the end of that!” said Mike.

All of his friends were returned back to normal and after a while, everything went back to normal. They got rid of Ms. Burp and her machine. “Well,” said Mike to Jarrod, “glad that’s over.” “Yeah,” replied Jarrod, “so much for a normal year of school!” “Can’t wait till next year!” said Mike.
The End

This is going to be a short post. You know why? Because its an advertisement for the new story I’m writing: Terror 2. Its about this teacher named Ms. Burp at Mike’s new school. She tries to… I’m sorry, I can’t tell you! You’ll have got to read it to find out. Does Mike live? Is Ms. Burp another evil alien robot? Does Mike wear boxers or briefs? Read it to find out the answers of some of these questions and more! Coming soon…

You all know that Christmas is coming up and there is always one big conflict at school about it. Is Santa real? Personally, I think know that he is real. I’ve seen him with my own two eyes! Twice! If you don’t believe it, think about it. Why would your parents just buy a dozen of presents for you every single Christmas? No one is that lucky. If you believe in Santa or not, leave a comment on this post telling me how you feel about. Oh and by the way, HE IS SO REAL!